This guy goes into a doctor's office. The Doctor says, "Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"
The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first."
"Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the Doctor replies.
The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?"
The Doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
醫生跟病人說: 你的檢查結果出來了 你要先知道 "壞消息" 還是 "很壞的消息"?
病人無奈得說: 先跟我說壞消息吧.
醫生說: 你只有 24 小時好活了.
病人洩了氣得說: 天下還有更慘的事麼? 那什麼是 "很壞的消息"?
醫生說: 我從昨天起就一直要跟你說這壞消息..
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